Friday, November 25, 2011

Bronies, Mental Wanderings and Other Miscellaneous Junk

Thing the first:

I am a brony. I would have never thought I would become one, yet I feel absolutely no shame. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic kicks major butt. You don't even know how amazing of a show it is until you watch it. I'm serious. You need to watch it, now. In fact, I will give you a link to start watching it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=g1PNVk9gjDs Go ahead. Watch it, and the next one. I'll wait for you to get done with the entire first season. You know you want to try it.

Thing the second:

My mind has been wandering a lot lately, so I will get rid of some of these wanderings here.
     A) What would you do if you met yourself from another universe?
     B) What would you do if you met an oppositely-gendered you from another universe? Would you treat them the same as if they were the same gender as you?
     C) Why is Minecraft so addictive?
     D) Who decided that ties were fashionable?
     E) How is it that Lauren Faust can make such an addictive show about PONIES? (I know it's the wrong section. Shut up)
     F) What is the point of dancing? I just can't grasp it.
     G) How do you properly make an alpha-bulleted list with more than 26 characters?
     H) Is there some way to totally stop beard growth that won't leave scarring?
     I) How feasible is it to subsist on a diet comprised entirely of ramen noodles?
     J) Why doesn't my spell check recognize ramen as a word?
     K) What's up with Siri anyway?
     L) Is it possible that there is a universe where I look the same, but act totally opposite?
     M) Does Voldemort always lose No Nose Goes?
     N) How did women get roped into the whole "dresses" thing in the first place?
     O) Do I get automatic nerd points for rocking a dual screen display?
     P) If so, how many do I get?
     Q) What is so funny about booping someone's nose?
     R) Does anyone have a good PCI graphics card I can have? Preferably equivalent to Radeon 8500 series or better...
     S) Why do girls like being affectionately referred to as "princess"?
     T) Who decided what letters were shaped like what? And who decided what they sounded like?
     U) What is so bad about fireworks?

Thing the third:

I'm serious about the Graphics card, I would really like one. It's keeping me from Portal and Team Fortress 2, and I'm not happy about that. Not. Happy. Also, I bought a whole bunch of Halloween candy at half price, so feel free to come and eat.