The Bunny Suit (a.k.a., the Fire of a Thousand Suns)

So, time to talk about the bunny suit I am wearing for Easter.

First, last, and most of all, it is hot. Temperature wise. I put it on, and I start sweating within five minutes. I have lost four pounds in that portable sauna. I think it might be one of the portals to hell but I can't be sure.

Second, it is incredibly loose and baggy on me. I feel like I'm wearing a suit tailored for a guy about 150 pounds heavier. This isn't a bad thing, though. I have been able to slip my arms out the sleeves and into the body so I could get at a pack of gum in my pockets.

Third, the head of the costume never sits right on my head, so I have to constantly hold it in place with my chin. I have a blister on my chin from it being there so much.

I actually modified -okay, kludged- it slightly by cannibalizing a computer fan and hooking it up to a nine volt battery and put it inside the head. This makes it at least bearable inside. I might have to take a picture of it to show you just how... creative... it is.

I have had at least three screamers that were afraid of me so far, and one that didn't want to leave me.

Oh, and did I mention it's hot?

Scavenger Hunt - People Edition

First person to complete the scavenger hunt and has pictures for proof gets the satisfaction of winning, and possibly their name listed as the winner of this hunt.

Hint: Walmart is a good place to find a lot of these...

□ Guy with really bad toupee

□ Someone wearing only underwear on the bottom

□ Guy with abnormally large manboobs

□ Girl with a mullet

□ Guy wearing a skirt or dress

□ Extremely overweight person wearing spandex

□ Girl wearing a backwards baseball cap

□ Someone wearing a Che Guevara tshirt

□ Guy with combover

□ Someone wearing a suit jacket on top and blue jeans on the bottom

□ Someone wearing their shirt or pants backwards

□ Guy wearing a tube top

□ Girl with "back boobs"

□ Someone wearing fuzzy slippers

□ Girl with liberty spikes

□ Girl wearing all pink, including hair

□ Anyone over the age of fourteen wearing crocs

Happy hunting!

On the Subject of Money

Today I went outside to look at my project car, a 1966 Ford Mustang. I realized just how far I have to getting it road ready, and seeing as I don't have a source of income at the moment, it's rather disheartening.

To get the thing road-legal, I need a new windshield, shift boot, steering rack, weatherstripping, and a closed floorpan.

To make it presentable/better, I need a new paint job, seat covers, carpet, upholstery, speakers, radio, ball joints, the original cooling fan, and radiator. That's all I can think of for now, but you get the idea. I really need a job. Or any way to make money, for that matter.

Which segues me into my next and totally unrelated topic: I am this year's Easter bunny. To be more specific, I am going to help my photographer friend do Easter pictures at the mall by dressing up in a rabbit costume and sitting kids on my knee. It is not the most wanted job but hey, someone has to do it, and the promise of payment is an incentive hard to turn down.

Barring this isolated cash cow, though, I am unemployed. This summer is going to be rough.