So, time to talk about the bunny suit I am wearing for Easter.
First, last, and most of all, it is hot. Temperature wise. I put it on, and I start sweating within five minutes. I have lost four pounds in that portable sauna. I think it might be one of the portals to hell but I can't be sure.
Second, it is incredibly loose and baggy on me. I feel like I'm wearing a suit tailored for a guy about 150 pounds heavier. This isn't a bad thing, though. I have been able to slip my arms out the sleeves and into the body so I could get at a pack of gum in my pockets.
Third, the head of the costume never sits right on my head, so I have to constantly hold it in place with my chin. I have a blister on my chin from it being there so much.
I actually modified -okay, kludged- it slightly by cannibalizing a computer fan and hooking it up to a nine volt battery and put it inside the head. This makes it at least bearable inside. I might have to take a picture of it to show you just how... creative... it is.
I have had at least three screamers that were afraid of me so far, and one that didn't want to leave me.
Oh, and did I mention it's hot?
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